The Dictatorship of The Soviet Yannion is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, avowedly heterosexual populace, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 535 million Yannions Soviet are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Urbs Hirundinidarum. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Soviet Yannion economy, worth 61.4 trillion Comyannist Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 114,686 Comyannist Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

It's always rabbit season, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', posters encourage people to "Just Do It!", and no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Soviet Yannion's national animal is the Red Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Soviet Yannion is ranked 42,021^st in the world and 1,054^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,025.05 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.